Kody: “Ohh Salvo watch what happens to this guy! Oh Bro he just gets wrecked here by that Chainsaw, its so Bad-ass!
Salvo: Y-yeah…Meep! *Tucks his tail and makes some Terrified Squeaks and whimpers while trying to hide behind his pillow, dealing with a very familiar hissing sound*
Kody: “Hey Salvo, did you leave some water running somewhere?” >3<
However I just love this pic he drew of Kody and Salvo! Oh Poor Salvo, Here we just have a nice “Boys night in” with a rather scary Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie that Kody has seen abut 1000 times so he knows the best parts by memory. However he FINALLY was able to get his friend Salvo to watch who has never really been a fan of any kind of scary movie and from the looks of things I would say he is really failing at that. Good thing Salvo has got that nice special absorbent underwear that he seems to be putting to good use because looks like he is a little bit to scared right now.
Once again, Tony and Michelle need to have an evening to themselves and need to find a babysitter for Digitz. But all of the sitters are busy this evening, except for one…Auntie Mabel!
However, since Auntie Mabel recently broke her leg when she tripped at the bingo hall, she has been stuck at her own house. She has agreed to watch Digitz for the evening, but Tony and Michelle have to agree to let Digitz spend the evening at Auntie Mabel’s house because she’s in no condition to leave the house.
“Oh, thank you so much Auntie Mabel!” exclaim Tony and Michelle. “Everyone else is booked this evening. It’s so sweet of you to watch little Digitz while you’re in your condition. You’re so reliable! What a model citizen!”
“Oh, it’s nothing, dears,” replies Auntie Mabel. “I’m sure little Digi and I will have a wonderful time. He can stay right here in front of me the whole evening. We won’t even have to leave the living room for dinner…I can just order from Veggies-To-Go! We can watch re-runs of my favorite soap opera episodes and if Digi is especially good, I’ll give him an extra treat…he can help organize my stamp collection!”
“Now doesn’t that sound like fun!” reply Tony and Michelle (Digitz thinks he’s the only one who picks up on their sarcasm/fake enthusiasm. “But we must get going. Now you be a good boy, Digitz, and do everything Auntie Mabel tells you.”
So Digitz miserably plunks himself down on the living room floor. After a few minutes, Auntie Mabel tells Digitz “Be a dear, would you, and go fetch me some ice from the freezer at the bottom of the refridgerator. I need to ice my knee a bit more.”
Digitz heavily sighs and makes his way into the kitchen. But then he seems a shining beacon looking like the Holy Grail up on the counter…the cookie jar!
Knowing that he’s set to suffer from eating vegetables all evening, Digitz decides to hop his way up to the counter and stow away some delicious treats. “The miserable old bat will never know,” he thinks.
But as soon as Digitz takes the lid off of the cookie jar and reaches in, alarms and sirens go off! All of a sudden a bunch of mechanical hands spring out from the cupboards in Auntie Mabel’s kitchen. One lifts him up by the stomach, another pulls down his diaper, another lifts up his tail exposing his “bear bottom”, and another one starts spanking him.
As this is happening, another wags a finger in his face while a mechanical voice says “No no no!” (like in the Dikembe Mutombo Geico commercial). “Bad baby, bad baby!” the voice goes on to say while Digitz is left dumbfounded.
After the hands take away the cookie jar and pull his diaper back up, Digitz is forced to miserably walk back to the living room rubbing his bottom.
He finds Auntie Mabel sitting there smiling smugly. “Well well well,” she says. “Thought you’d get away with stealing some cookies, did you? I’m not surprised…I’ve always said those little sunglasses make you look like a hoodlum. Your lovely parents are too soft on you, so I figured I’d try to teach you some manners. As tempting as my tasty, nutritional oatmeal raisin, no-sugar no-fat no-sodium rice cake cookies are, they’re not for thieving little paws like yours. You’ll spoil your dinner (and I was thinking about offering you one if you were a good boy).
I had my scientist friend Professor Mutting-Chop design a protection system to protect my treasures from little cubs like you that I’m babysitting while in my condition, and it paid off perfectly yet again! So next time you’ll think twice before trying to steal, now won’t you. So go fetch me my ice…I’m sure you’ll need some of it for your bottom.”
As angry as Digitz is, he’s at least relieved that he doesn’t have to eat any of those revolting cookies. When he tries to explain the story to Michelle and Tony later on that evening, they don’t believe him of course.
“Mechanical spanking hands?!” they ask. “Oh Digitz, you have such a wild imagination. But it’s not nice to make up stories about a sweet old lady like Auntie Mabel. Why, she wouldn’t hurt a fly!”