My ABDL Life

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To celebrate the release of Justin Bieber’s wicked new track “Boyfriend”, the Bad Boys of Music Theatre offer their latest video for MICF 2012!

John’s has trouble experiencing the joy of his youth, so Andrew enlists a little help from Justin Bieber to explain the benefits of regression.

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LYRICS

ANDREW
Wah! Wah! Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…

I got a trick for you, it’s an analitic tool-
You just regress until before you went to school,
Become a baby girl or boy
It’s what connects us all.
You’ll be wearing pink or blue
Or yellow if you’re asexual!

Baby baby baby
Oh
Baby baby baby
No
Baby baby baby
Oh… The power’s there in your mind, mind.

ANDREW
Soon everything is better
I’ll sing it loud and clear,
‘Cause just like Justin Bieber, my voice is way up here
When I regressed my age, My vocal range extended, y’all!
JOHN
I think you’ll find your voice is high, just like your undescended balls.

ANDREW
Wanna hear the best thing? Here’s the deal
When you get a breast, you don’t just get a breast, you get a meal!
You’ll be so small that they are always bigger than your head
Plus all the breasts are real, they’re only plastic if you’re bottle fed!

ANDREW
Never say Neverland’s not for me,
Babies are the rulers of all they see,
I point, I grunt, they get for me -
You can be lazy, it’s so damn crazy,
Make ‘em lift you up, make ‘em dance like swayze…
There’s no limit to what you can do,
When you eat food you don’t have to chew,
You don’t even have to get up to poo!
Like Jay-Z, a Bay-bee just might find
It’s an Empire (whoo!) state of mind!

JOHN
You can’t crack open a beer and chill
ANDREW
But I don’t pay bills, or prepare my meals
JOHN
When it comes to sex, girls leave you cold
ANDREW
I get more than you and I’m 9 months old
JOHN
As if you do, you little runt!
ANDREW
9 months ago I was waist deep in

ANDREW
Can’t you see that I’m a
Baby, baby baby
Baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
The power’s right in your mind mind…

ANDREW
Look John! All the girls adore me!

JOHN
It’s rape, Andrew.

ANDREW
Statutory!
We won their hearts – know how I got ‘em?
I’m smooth… as a baby’s bottom!
So shake yo’ nappy, feel the air,
and wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah, yeah!
So ladies, let me make this clear -
I got yo’ baby PHAT right here!

JOHN
Girl, gimme my bottle,
Girl, gimme my bottle,
Girl, gimme my bottle,

ANDREW
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

But best of all you’re not alone,
She knows that I adore her,
you’re never ever on your own
like the one in my head I have a soft spot for her
You are her whole entire world

So there’ll be one less lonely girl… (Repeat and fade)

It’s great to be a
Baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
The power’s all in your mind, mind.

I Love My Mum… (Repeat and fade)

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiLpqLImbjE

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